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Forever faithful

He: Wow, finally, I waited for so long.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO. I don't even want to think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course. All the time!
She: Did you ever cheat on me?
He: NO. Why do you ask?
She: Do you want to kiss me?
He: Every time I get a chance!
She: Will you ever hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I am not like that!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Honey!

When you are married for 20 years you start reading this from the bottom...

A woman asks a Chinese sage:
Why a man who has sex with many women is a seducer?
While a woman who has many men is seen as a less than nothing?
The master replied:
My daughter a key that opens many locks is considered a magic key,
But a lock that opens with any key is useless