Make us smile!

Nikita
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"Never interrupt an enemy who's making a mistake." Napoléon Bonaparte

8 years 10 months ago #427 by Nikita

Replied by Nikita on topic Make us smile!

Blondes jokes...( but maybe not only blondes ...

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Marie-Chantal and Eleonore, two blondes from Paris, meet one afternoon on the Champs-Élysées

MC : Oh babe, nice to meet you. How ~~kiss~~ are ~~kiss~~ you ~~kiss~~ ?

E : Oh sugar, i'm so glad. What ~~kiss~~ about ~~kiss~~ you ~~kiss~~ ?

MC : I'm in heaven, my little baby walks since two weeks

E : Two weeks ? Oh Lord, he must be far away now...

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Sqdn. Ldr. Ted Striker
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8 years 10 months ago - 8 years 10 months ago #428 by Sqdn. Ldr. Ted Striker

Replied by Sqdn. Ldr. Ted Striker on topic Make us smile!

hm nice, here’s another one

A Brunette and a Blonde are in an elevator, it stops -
And a very handsome, good looking young man comes in.
The girls notice that he’s got some dandruff on his shirt.

Once he finally gets out two floors later, the Brunette says:
"Wow, gorgeous guy - but somebody should give that man some Head & Shoulders"
The Blonde replies: "How do you give shoulders?"
:nod: