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10 years 4 months ago #427 by Nikita
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Blondes jokes...( but maybe not only blondes ... :sarcy: )



Marie-Chantal and Eleonore, two blondes from Paris, meet one afternoon on the Champs-Élysées


MC : Oh babe, nice to meet you. How [strike]kiss[/strike] are [strike]kiss[/strike] you [strike]kiss[/strike] ?

E : Oh sugar, i'm so glad. What [strike]kiss[/strike] about [strike]kiss[/strike] you [strike]kiss[/strike] ?

MC : I'm in heaven, my little baby walks since two weeks

E : Two weeks ? Oh Lord, he must be far away now...



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10 years 4 months ago - 10 years 4 months ago #428 by Sqdn. Ldr. Ted Striker
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hm nice, here’s another one

A Brunette and a Blonde are in an elevator, it stops -
And a very handsome, good looking young man comes in.
The girls notice that he’s got some dandruff on his shirt.

Once he finally gets out two floors later, the Brunette says:
"Wow, gorgeous guy - but somebody should give that man some Head & Shoulders"
The Blonde replies: "How do you give shoulders?"
:nod:
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10 years 4 months ago #429 by Serkses
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10 years 3 months ago #430 by Serkses
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What does motherfucker sound like? :rofl: :rofl:

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10 years 3 months ago #431 by Nikita
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10 years 3 months ago #432 by Maki
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Who says 8.5cm could not bring pleasure to a woman? :surprised:


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