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13 years 1 month ago - 13 years 1 month ago #141
by betteryouthanme
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i resist posting a picture of Grand Canyon now. 
Instead another one of my favourites..
A man is convinced he is a grain of seed.
He is quickly taken to a mental institution where the doctor eventually convinces him that he's not a grain of seed;
he is a man.
He is then supposedly cured and is permitted to leave the hospital.
However, once he steps outside, he immediately rushes back in trembling with fear.
"There is a chicken outside," the man says "and he is going to eat me."
The doctor tells him, "Come on, you know very well you are not a grain of seed, but a man."
"You and I surely know that," the man tells him, "but does the chicken know?"

Instead another one of my favourites..
A man is convinced he is a grain of seed.
He is quickly taken to a mental institution where the doctor eventually convinces him that he's not a grain of seed;
he is a man.
He is then supposedly cured and is permitted to leave the hospital.
However, once he steps outside, he immediately rushes back in trembling with fear.
"There is a chicken outside," the man says "and he is going to eat me."
The doctor tells him, "Come on, you know very well you are not a grain of seed, but a man."
"You and I surely know that," the man tells him, "but does the chicken know?"
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13 years 1 month ago - 13 years 1 month ago #142
by Hellcat
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lol - if I could be that "man" I would say "Doc, go and ask that chicken if he believes that I'm a grain of seed"

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13 years 4 weeks ago #144
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Just take your time and watch this. I pissed my ass off when I listened to that 
They are voices when you give orders to an unit, just like in the most of strategy games, i still play this game and i haven't heard most of the funniest parts

They are voices when you give orders to an unit, just like in the most of strategy games, i still play this game and i haven't heard most of the funniest parts

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